2008 Woodie Awards
The Record's Firm Rejection Letter
Issue date: 10/13/05 Section: Etc.
HARVARD LAW STUDENT
1575 Massachusetts Ave
Cambridge, State of Ames 02138
October 13, 2005
Big Fancy Corporate Law Firm
Cold Impersonal Office Building
Any Major City, USA
Dear Ms./Mr. My Firm is Too Good For You:
Thank you very much for your recent letter explaining that, despite the fact I am a wonderful person and will likely win the Nobel Prize for Law someday, you were not able to offer me a callback interview and/or a position as a Summer Associate. I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me a position as a Summer Associate/callback interview.
This year I have received an unusually large number of rejection letters, making it impossible for me to accept them all. Despite your outstanding experience in rejecting applicants, your refusal does not meet my needs at this time.
Therefore, I shall initiate employment with your firm in May of 2006. Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.
Sincerely,
Harvard Law Student
1575 Massachusetts Ave
Cambridge, State of Ames 02138
October 13, 2005
Big Fancy Corporate Law Firm
Cold Impersonal Office Building
Any Major City, USA
Dear Ms./Mr. My Firm is Too Good For You:
Thank you very much for your recent letter explaining that, despite the fact I am a wonderful person and will likely win the Nobel Prize for Law someday, you were not able to offer me a callback interview and/or a position as a Summer Associate. I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me a position as a Summer Associate/callback interview.
This year I have received an unusually large number of rejection letters, making it impossible for me to accept them all. Despite your outstanding experience in rejecting applicants, your refusal does not meet my needs at this time.
Therefore, I shall initiate employment with your firm in May of 2006. Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.
Sincerely,
Harvard Law Student